what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
(Source: minato-arisato, via wingmansammy)
when you are watching a straight couple around you and the girl thinks that you’re gonna steal her boyfriend and you’re like: STUPID, I’M STARING AT YOU.
IM STEALING YOU.
(Source: that-awkward-lesbian-moment, via thelesbianicplague)