miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

(via bedazzledbee)

humongousaurusrex:

awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare

this is the opposite of a problem

humongousaurusrex:

awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare

this is the opposite of a problem

(via chatterboxrose)

thesexosaurus:

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

image

(via obrojobs)

kadeart:

sheriffjake:

kingtomcat:

awkwardly-cute:

COULD IT BE

DON’T WORRY STEVE NARUTO’S COMING TO SAVE YOU

I WILL SAVE CAPTAIN AMERICA, BELIEVE IT

THANK YOU NARUTO

kadeart:

sheriffjake:

kingtomcat:

awkwardly-cute:

COULD IT BE

DON’T WORRY STEVE NARUTO’S COMING TO SAVE YOU

I WILL SAVE CAPTAIN AMERICA, BELIEVE IT

THANK YOU NARUTO

(Source: toughhabittokill)

carameliscream:

cumber-kitty:

thebloggerknownasgeeknip:

sinterwoldiers:

Tony being a dork and entering every room just before Bucky does so he can loudly announce that winter is coming

He is a Stark, after all.

It’s literally an IRON throne

(via padalecki-party)

circumcisions:

circumcisions:

sluttyoliveoil:

hey someone told me you remind them of an owl

who

FUCK

(via pizza)

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara, via weeping-angels-take-the-ponds)

blastortoise:

My sexuality is “im not fucking you, so don’t worry about it”

(via upallnightogetloki)

loki-struts-tom-dances:

hungryhungryhiddles:

Get cereal, Tony says.

Get healthy cereal, Steve says.

Pop-Tarts, Thor says.

Fuck it, this is the one Tasha likes.  MOVING ON.

headcannon accepted

This is sweet.

(Source: finching, via gigacat)

pizza-supper:

The creator of Adventure Time and the creator of Gravity Falls

pizza-supper:

The creator of Adventure Time and the creator of Gravity Falls

(via owlmylove)

quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

(Source: sandandglass, via one-point-21-gigawatts)

(Source: pressx-to-not-die, via dtsguru)

thecrimsonkitsune:

spatsula:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

WHAT THE HELL WHY ARE THESE COMMMERICALS SO FUCKING SAD LIKE I CRIED WHAT THE FUCK

It’s not sad at all. This is really touching and motivating. 

(via corporal-leviii)